A Camp X-Ray Fantasy

What if Guantanamo detainees had re-written The Big Lebowski? Well, for one thing, they might actually have tended to agree with Walter's characterization of Saddam Hussein as "that camel fucker in Iraq". (As over 50% of the voting public failed to grasp, Saddam, the secular dictator, was not widely admired by advocates of theocracy).

More importantly, though, consider the dialogue that could have been:

Walter: Thaaat's right, Dude, they pee on your fucking Koran.