Displeasure

So, the Pistons were basically handed the series, as they enjoyed both an injured Shaq and an injured Dwyane Wade. Those of you who can stand it, get ready for the most miserable NBA Finals of your entire lives. You'll have to tell me about it, though, because there is no reason for me to watch. I have adopted some pretty absurd causes in my day when my A-list teams were not in the Finals (viz. 2003 New Jersey Nets), but there is really no reason for me to prefer either of these low-scoring morasses of basketball. And I think it's really going to be bad enough that drinking and gambling won't be able to cast a positive light.